trumporrhoids


extremely painful rectal flare-up, caused by gop elected officials getting bent over by their dotard and taking in the -ss without any lube.
nickey haley: ” i have the worst f-cking trumporrhoids – i can’t even sit down.”

anyone normal: “why don’t you stop spreading your -ss cheeks so that donnie can ream you?”

nickey haley : “you know that i’m a loser and a racist. if i don’t let dotard f-ck me in the -ss, who else will?”
a pain in america’s -ss or a pain in the -ss of someone with sense. an acute flare up can occur in response to donald trump’s dumb-ssery expressed in the form of a demented tweet or rambling incoherent speech.
i have a bad case of trumporrhoids… better get the preparation h.

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