Trunking

to wave your p-n-s up and down in front of a females face in such a manner were it seems like it is an elephants trunk.
“i was trunking this girl last night, it was totally awesome!”
when a man puts his foreskin on a woman’s nose and subsequently pulls his p-n-s back, creating a vacuum. when the foreskin slides of the woman’s nose, a popping sound is created. based on disney’s dumbo, where the jailed mother elephant hugs dumbo using her trunk.
whereas my former gf enjoyed a cozy d-ckslap now and then, my new one is deeply into trunking.

dude, that hipster chick you hooked me up with made me trunk her before she would go to sleep.
a shenanigan in which a teenage miscreant sneaks up to a stopped car at an intersection and opens the trunk of the car. a sucessful trunk happens only when the door is unlocked and the trunk opens.
last night we went trunking and opened 4 guys trunks!
the act of f-cking the trunk of a dead (or live) elephant.

this feat can only be done by a man. strap-ons do not count ladies.
ponsonby and the rest of the english aristocrats on african safari have just killed an old male elephant, and there is no doubt that the first thought in their minds was to trunk for the rest of the afternoon. this abomination included barons and earls of high society viciously blitzkrieging their d-cks up the formidable nasal instrument of earth’s finest beast.

trunking with a live elephant, while not totally out of the question, has never been done.
having s-x with one’s -n-s to the point where the -n-s and colon become distended, and protrude out of the body, and then performing oral s-x on the length of protruding -n-s.
me and charlize were stone cold trunkin’.

nathan is a good guy because he knows how to trunk some -n-s.
to consume cocaine by allowing it to permeate through the foreskin of the p-n-s,
“g dub, buzzsaw, tha wind an’ me were trunking an eight ball at vito’s last nite.”
trunking or the act of trunking is when one person gets in the trunk of a car, and at the right moment, pops out and scares/surprises the nearest people. trunking usually occurs in parking lots at parked sp-ces, however can be done anywhere. the main goal of trunking is not to harm, or scare, rather than to observe the reactions people will give you!
tim: omg lets go planking!
mike: no bro, trunking people is better, its the newest trend.
tim: oh i saw that sh-t! lets do it!
mike: h-ll yeah.

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