trust me


what you say when you have no idea, but are looking for entertainment
jp: “yeah, the ground looks good, you won’t get bogged. trust me.”
they say u should never trust someone that says “trust me”,,… so do you trust the guy that says “dont trust me”??
dude says:hey man, you can trust me,

you say: sorry man your just to trustfull sounding,but u did cook a nice steak tonight, this bbq is slammin, this is the best bbq ive ever been to, trust me..
“f-ck you” in yiddish.
how do you say ‘f-ck you’ in yiddish?

‘trust me’.
sounds good right…wrong! the definition of trust me is “f-ck you!”

i think this started when bush came in office…not sure though. i’m sure ken lay was invovled.
“so these are good stocks?”

“yea jim, worldcom is great, trust me!”

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