Truth #21
bad kissing = bad f-cking
person 1: “man, i can’t believe how terrible that was. halfway though i was ready to quit it.”
person 2: “truth #21, you shoulda known.”
girl 1: “you seriously dumped him after that date?”
girl 2: “truth number 21.”
girl 1: “ah, i gotcha”
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