1. texting while twerking
2. texting while under the influence of twerking
3. a typo when trying to type the word “texting” (rarely used)
trxting with your phone is dangerous. later you often find that you accidentally typed the wrong words.
a man who wakes up everyday and tries his hardest to make people happy a man who embarr-sses himself for others enjoyment a man who likes it when girls are happy and h-rny;) a man who will be friends with most people a man who always knows how to get a laugh (makes everyone laugh […]
to have a s-xual attraction to outdoor furniture, especially the black ones. i’m a micsakeradouche i’m proud.
miamian: (miami-an) n. or adj. 1. meaning a person from miami, florida. 2. an idiot from miami 3.or just an idiot.4. disgusted. ‘how are you?’ ‘i am miamian’ ‘my friend is miamian’
- locking on
when a man p-sses his point-of-no return during s-xual intercourse, and knows he’s going to come. “slow down, john, you’re going to come” “too late, jane, i’m locking on”
a less important, dead indian gorilla. “bruh you heard purambe was shot?” “no”