most beautiful girl in the world. whenever you talk to her you’ll be at a loss for words. she’s super nice and insanely funny. no one can compare to her.
guy one: yo, you see trystan over there?
guy two: stares…
guy one: you ok?
guy two: yea sorry she’s just so beautiful
best guy in the world :d
dude, chuck norris is nothing compared to trystan!!!
the best guy in the world, usually a straight a student but is not a nerd at all.usually he plays only a few sports, but are great at all of them. he loves hanging out with his friends, and he usually has a lot of them but he will be shy until you talk to him a few times. anyone would be lucky to be friends with a trystan, and you would be even luckier if you were him.
“thats trystan?” “yep. i wish i was him. hes the best at everything he does.”
deriving from an old french phrase ‘trystante’ meaning; to be relaxed and content.
‘i’m feeling quite trystan after that d-mn good sh-g’
trystan’s are extremely hot and super outgoing in text and a little shyer in person. everyone likes trystan. he is a baller and good. popular but not mean.
look, he’s attractive and an amazing basketball player, he must be a trystan!
straight up baller.
did you see that? he was a total trystan!
1. to be sad 2. to be sad because you have no friends and secretly want to kill yourself 3. to be sad because you have no friends and openly want to kill yourself
i’m feeling so trystan today i want ot slit my wrists
- french megazord
a s-x move in which a girl sits on your shoulders with her p-ssy in your face and you politely proceed to eat her out like the tazmanian devil i hit that b-tch with the french megazord
- greasy jesus
when one, after having s-x in the missionary position, -j-c-l-t-s on their partner and rubs it all over their skin. they then proceed to tie their arms outstretched and ankles together my girl was begging for a greasy jesus last night. it was epic
- may f*ck
politely asking one to engage in s-xual intercourse. usually followed back with, thou may which indicates acceptance towards the offering. people of royalty utilized this phrase to ask for s-xual intercourse in the 16th century. bob: “hey queen elizabethmay f-ck?” queen elizabeth: “thou may, king peasant”
- snack stadium
a fat girls tw-t filled with bean dip and and fritos scoops while she’s on her period. cheese is optional depending on the fat chick’s hygiene. alec baldwin and dan marino had mad diarrhea after chowing down on a rosie o’donnell ‘s snack stadium while watching the pro bowl.
a sadjob is when the bl-wj-b does not excite you or cause an erection. person 1: that bl-wj-b was terrible. person 2: so you got a sadjob?