most beautiful girl in the world. whenever you talk to her you’ll be at a loss for words. she’s super nice and insanely funny. no one can compare to her.
guy one: yo, you see trystan over there?
guy two: stares…
guy one: you ok?
guy two: yea sorry she’s just so beautiful
best guy in the world :d
dude, chuck norris is nothing compared to trystan!!!
the best guy in the world, usually a straight a student but is not a nerd at all.usually he plays only a few sports, but are great at all of them. he loves hanging out with his friends, and he usually has a lot of them but he will be shy until you talk to him a few times. anyone would be lucky to be friends with a trystan, and you would be even luckier if you were him.
“thats trystan?” “yep. i wish i was him. hes the best at everything he does.”
deriving from an old french phrase ‘trystante’ meaning; to be relaxed and content.
‘i’m feeling quite trystan after that d-mn good sh-g’
trystan’s are extremely hot and super outgoing in text and a little shyer in person. everyone likes trystan. he is a baller and good. popular but not mean.
look, he’s attractive and an amazing basketball player, he must be a trystan!
straight up baller.
did you see that? he was a total trystan!
1. to be sad 2. to be sad because you have no friends and secretly want to kill yourself 3. to be sad because you have no friends and openly want to kill yourself
i’m feeling so trystan today i want ot slit my wrists

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