TSA Drunk


being drunk to the point that you get overly touchy feely with your friends, co-workers, and/or random strangers.
based on the transportation security administration new pat-down procedures
dan: ut ohhhh…chad’s grabbing the bouncers -ss, again!
aj: is he that hammered already?!?
ryan: nah he’s beyond hammered he’s tsa drunk

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