tsa loves t&a
a joke referencing allegations of agents of the transportation security administration, an american federal agency and division of the united states department of homeland security (dhs), better known as “airport security” frisking people in security checks in a manner akin to molestation. the actual name implies this by saying they like t-ts and -ss.
some chick: hey john i was flying in and i think the tsa at the terminal molested me.
john: well you know what they say, tsa loves t&a.
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