tsmf


top shelf motherf-cker.
usually used by girls/women who think they are better than other girls, or think they deserve the best there is ‘top shelf’ being the highest quality or most expensive item in a store.
facebook status: “tsmf!”
or

“he doesn’t know im a tsmf type of girl”

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