TSTB
1
the sooner the better
please answer me tstb.
2
an abbreviation for ‘too stoned to ball’. as seen on the tv show californication.
duuuuuude, i am tstb right now. i can’t even get off this chair.
3
too stoned to ball – a situation in which one has smoked too much marijuana to enjoy s-x.
x : man, last night’s party was awesome, did you get any p-ssy?
y : no, i was tstb…
4
to stoned to bone. a acronym made popular from californication.
mike: you heading over to your girls
jim: nah, tstb
mike: what?
jim: to stoned to bone.
5
too stupid to breathe
marty was trying to raise some tropical fish and actually got some to hatch but they all died. they were tstb i guess.
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