tstl

tstl-too stupid to live:a mental and social disorder where by an individual lacks the mental apt-tude and social skills deemed necessary to become a productive member of society. (aka being ‘andycapped’)

***symptoms***
*extremely lazy
*complains excessively
*thinks he has a musical talent, but really he’s really tone deaf
*expects others to cook for him
*expects his dishes to magically to wash themselves, especially cultery
*will attend school for a major that will not get him far in life (ex. drama), yet will complain how expensive and difficult school is
*too lazy to seek out employment but will complain how much debt he has acquired
*when he is given a job, he is content to work for free
*typically lives in filth, and has horrible personal hygiene (ie. fecal matter found within genitalia)
*leaves pubic hair all over the bathroom
*unable to urinate w/o covering the toilet seat with urine
*uses a complete roll of toilet paper every day
*usually dates fat psychotic b-tches with emotional problems that he met online
*likes to complain how he’s way too busy, yet he manages to spend 2 hours/day on the phone talking to his fat psychotic b-tch of g/f
*manages to make $1000 worth of long distance phone calls (in 1 month) to his fat psychotic b-tch of g/f
example: tstl
lily: did you see what alberto just did?
kevin: no. what?
lily: he was stirring his pasta with a butcher knife! what a f-cking tool.
kevin: lily, that’s not very nice, you know he suffers from tstl.
lily: opps, my bad.
acronym for “too stupid to live”.

usually refers to a fictional heroine in a romance novel, but it can be applied to any fictional female character in a novel or film, and to a real female.

a well-known romance author invented this term, during mid-1990s, on a mailing list called rra-l romance readers anonymous list.
1) “don’t hang with sh-lley. she’s tstl.”

2) “i hate gone with the wind! scarlett o’hara is tstl.”
too stupid; to live
darwin award winners are usually tstl
an abbreviation for the phrase ‘to say the least’.

definition:

(1) at the very least; without overemphasizing the subject; to put mildly.
(2) not to exaggerate.
we were not pleased with her work — tstl.