Tsujimoto

1. an abject ninja, who constantly falls off of rooftops, throws shrunken only to impale oneself, and manages to only roundhouse itself in the face.
2. a technique of kung fu where you stab yourself in every major organ, in order to gain the element of surprise.
3. a ninja method of subterfuge, where the ninja hides in broad daylight, wearing bells. adopted from ueshiba morihei’s theory of “hidden in plain sight.”
4. a gay ninja, who resembles “bonk” from bonks adventures. an utter disappointment to his sensei, and who was banished from j-pan, for using his kung fu stealth “inappropriately”. usually found wearing his -ss less ninja uniform trying to bounce off of clouds. he is noted for his unusual battle cry; “sssseppuku!” and his stance against the tabi long boots, and his favoritism toward pink ugs.
5. a ninja who invented the d-ld- tipped grappling hook, the silicon padded ninja claw, and plastic vibrating bokken.
steve: “why is mike jump kicking the printer?”
bill: “hes a tsujimoto.”

dan: “i just felt a strong hand cup my crotch. but i dont see anyone else around.”

jessica: “dont look at me.. it must have been that tsujimoto over there.. hes one sneaky b-st-rd.”