tsunubi
noun: a rather large collection of nubs in a body of water, most commonly but not exclusive to, above ground pools.
my 22 year old brother, who still lives at home, went swimming with his fat d-mn b-tch, thus dubbed (after extensive brainstorming) the tsunubi.
eric: d00d ur br0t43r iz such a nub
tyler: roflcopters!!1!one!11
tyler’s nub brother: zlolz u guyz wanna go a’swimmin?!?!?!!!111!p!!18===d~~~!!!111
-both eric and tyler look at each other with looks of exasperation exclaiming in unison “pfff, nub”-
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