TSVP


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tsvp,:”travaillons, s’il vous plait” or “please, let’s do our jobs”.

this is from a margo howard column on wowowow.com about how much people hate spending money on gifts for wedding and baby showers for co-workers.
party planner: hey, we need you to contribute $20 because oliver’s wife is having their 4th baby. also, you need to stay until 6:30 because it is your departments turn to clean up after the party.

worker: i’m gonna tsvp. i have a big project due and i haven’t worked here long enough to know who oliver even is.
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an acronym for “text si’il vous plait”. essentially a fancy way to ask people to text you when you are either bored or can’t speak over the phone.
facebook status: “stuck at work for the next 4 hours…. tsvp”

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