TTMG


talk to me goose…

text short hand for “stop texting and pick up the d-mn phone.”

text short hand for “really could use some friendly right about now…”
u there? ttmg!

enough with the texts! ttmg already
ttmg is text acronym for “talk to me goose”. a top gun movie quote where the pilot, maverick, asks his radar intercept officer (rio), goose, to,” talk to me goose”, which is a request for information. the ttmg acronym is useful anytime you want some f-cker to give you information you currently do not posess.
a guy’s wife comes home with the bmw all f-cked up. he tells the b-tch to “ttmg”. the b-tch should at this point explain how the bmw became all f-cked up.

a guy texts his buddy “ttmg”. the guy’s buddy should then text back where the f-ck he his and why is b-tch -ss wife kept him from being where his buddies wanted him to be.

you can ttmg a subordinate at work if the dumbsh-t ain’t where the f-cker should be or if the monkey isn’t where he should be at the right time.

ttmg is great to dump on any -sshole who should be feeling guilty. if you catch your brother in law f-cking a hairy beast tranny, text the mother f-cker ttmg in the morning.

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