ttyl tank
teh lollerskater’s worstest enemi! shoots brb bullets n can run ova nething! roflcopters can pwn them cuz they drop wtfbombs. lmaoplanes shoot omgmissiles @ them 2, but on teh ground, ttyl tanks pwnzor teh nub lollerskaters. a great -sset 2 ne army.
“zomg! teh ttyl tank just pwnzord jimmy!”
“onoz!”
“call headquarters 4 backupz! tell them 2 bring teh roflcopters immediately!”
(10 minutes later)
roflroflroflroflroflrofl
“hoorah! teh roflcopta is here 2 pwn teh ttyl tanks cuz they r teh ubar suxzorz!”
“lololololololol!!111!!oneone!!!!1one
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