tu madre


the spanish form of the interjection your mom.
john: you ugly loser.
mary: tu madre!
your mother in spanish
used like the phrase your mum
boy; what are u doing?
2nd boy; tu madre. did you hear that?
boy; hear what?
2nd boy; that was the sound of u getting pwned. :o)
your mom, but in spanish.

used to diss people, but then make them laugh when they realize what you said, so you get away with dissing them

also can be used as a retorical question, usually said sarcastically
(guy that isn’t talking to you)
dude you wouldn’t believe what i did last night
(you, slightly annoyed that this -ss is talking so loud that you have to hear him)
tu madre(?)
the spanish way of dissing another person’s mom
¡tu madre es caliente en la cama! (your mom is hot in bed)
¡tu madre es muy estupida! (your mom is very stupid)
something the kids in 812 say to p-ss off andwele..
us: hey andwele, guess what?!
andwele: what?
us: tu madre.
andwele: screw you
the spanish version of “yo’ mama”
(at least that’s what us english-speakers think it is…)
bob: tu madre es feo!
pedro: umm…ok…your mom is a kind person, too…??
how you say “yo’ momma” in spanish.
tu madre es así que el viejo dios pidió que ella nombrara adán y víspera

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