tuba in a storm
an anagram of and a euphemism for “masturbation”
sometimes shortened to just “tuba”, especially when used as a verb (eg, “i tuba’d in the shower this morning”)
mary: so do you play a musical instrument yourself?
mike: yes, the tuba
mary: really? wow, in a band?
mike: no, in a storm
mary: huh? tuba in a storm?
mike: yes, i’m self taught too. play strictly for my own amus-m-nt
mary: good for you. that’s awesome
mike: thanks:)
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