tuba
doing something in a repet-tive and annoying behavior.
i wanted to be alone last night, but he just kept bothering me, he was totally pulling a tuba.
the only picture of its kind
the greatest instrument known to man.
band member one: i wish i played the tuba, it owns
tuba player: h-ll ya b-tch
only thee coolest instrument known to man. jocks admire tuba players. cheerleaders want to do tuba players. it originated back in the late 1790s when a man named corneilious tuba was picking up tons of hot babes in his hometown. he needed a cool club or something to separate him so everyone would know that he was the man. so saw a baritone in a local p-wn shop and thought of how much of a p-ssy instrument it was, so he looked at the trombone. he decided that it too was a p-ssy instument. then he bought 17 trombones and 40 baritones and took them home. mr. tuba then worked for 23 straight hours building thee most manly of manly instruments. when it was created he learned how to jam some sweet tunes and then went out to town to test the beast. as soon as he stepped out of his wagon the ladies flocked to him like the ones on the axe commercials. a young boy saw this and told his friends about it. the beast was from then on known as the tuba. to this day only the elite play this monsterosity and they still pick up all the hot babes.
“did you know hugh hefner played the tuba?”
a regal instrument that is played by very beautiful, talented people.
1. the case can be used to hide dead bodies
2. a tuba can be used to hide illegal substances or as an enormous marijuana pipe
dude, i got high while playing the tuba…
you have sucessfully played the tuba when you do the following. find a girl over 200lbs. have her mount you in the 69 position. make sure her right leg lies between your right shoulder and neck. if she’s limber she might even be able to wrap her fat leg behind your back. her other leg should be in the normal 69 position with her calf, ankle and foot behind your back. she has now mounted you much like a person carries a tuba. now blow air into her gelatinous -ss untill she plays you a m-ssive musical fart.
it was almost 2am, so i settled on some fat chick. i took her home and played her like a tuba! maybe next time i’ll give her the texas tongue torch.
a low-br-ss instrument, a n-bler instrument than that of a trombone.
the tuba is an instrument superior to all other instruments.
when the entire orchestra absolutely, positively must be overpowered.
wow! that tuba player in ride of the valkyries was awesome!
yeah! i paid for an orchestra seat and ended up with a m-ssage chair!
the best freakin instrument in the whole band… tubas…are…gods
i play tuba and i am the best i am a god….. all bow down to the almighty tuba!
←
Read Also:
- zxcvbnmlkjhgfdsaqwertyuiop
when you’re so bored and you’ve already tried other combinations with your keyboard such as qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm, mnbvcxzasdfghjklpoiuytrewq, or others, and have resorted to this level. why have you done this? you have something in which to access the largest f-cking sorce of networks and information with games, videos and social networks and you’re […]
- thrick
a combination of brick and thot mostly used to describe a female however can be -ssociated with males under given circ-mstances. male 1: you know those girls in our 5th period abbey and emma? male 2: yeah what about them? male 1: bruh they are such thricks atleast they got great booty’s and give mad […]
- talus
someones nick name. most likely to be named that after giving good head or a good f-cking. and also most likely to have a very very large p-n-s capable of pleasing the hottest of woman talus proved to me that his p-n-s is very large and afterwards proved me that he could please me. so […]
- Tallahassee Police Department
a corrupt police department located in tallah-sse, florida. they are full of florida state university bandwaggoners so they refuse to arrest jameis winston for rape and shoplifting because he is their star quarterback. the tallah-ssee police department is paid by florida state university to not arrest their criminal football players
- alli newell
a totally cool girl who is super fun and awesome if you just get to know her! she has a good sense of humor, and tends to laugh when a situation isn’t good. she is someone you want in you’re life because she will stick through you through thick and thin if you respect and […]