tube egg


a possibly mythical pre-cooked and packaged cylindrical boiled egg. allegedly available in supermarkets in asia specifically j-pan although never actually spotted in the wild during multiple trips.

highly sought-after and coveted by my workmate kevin. the man will never give up hope of finding some.

can also be used as slang for w-nking (see example).
“i’ll just have to make my own tube eggs” – kevin at work
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