Tubester
when you spend half of your day or life being on the on the internet site youtube.
girl: honey you are such a tubester! get a d-mn job!
guy: no! being a tubster is my life!
girl: you’re a disappointment in life…
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- Turkish Burger
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- turkish leftovers
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