TURKEY JACKED
the art of stealing someones turkey early thanksging morning before they are awake wile leaving a note to have thanks giving elsewere.
i woke up to start cooking the turkey only to find a note in the frezzer that sayes go to aunt bettys for thanks giving .i was turkey jacked.
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