Tubicus
tubicus was a great orangutan warlord who ruled over northeast asia during the yin dynasty. he used to wear the heads of enemys in a chain around his neck and was renouned for his ferousity. he died in the middle of the mai dynasty when a jealous contender for his throne took matters into their own hands and rammed a white hot poker up his -ss. he was buried on top of mount syan and the whole of asia spent 3 months in mourning.
orangutan warlord. ruled in the yin dynasty. harry potter five should be burnt.
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