Tucan Sam
the act of eating out a girl from behind while simultaneously tickling her -sshole with your nose.
“dude last night when i was eating out christelle from behind, she was digging the tucan sam i was giving her”
the act of encasing ones p-n-s in a fruit roll up, after this you fornicate with a woman friend, upon climax shove your fruity rood in said females mouth for a flavorful suprise.
hey i heard red head-ed emily gets down nasty!
“yeah, just last week i gave her a tucan sam”
the act of coloring ones p-n-s resembling rainbow with lipstick, then slapping another person on the nose with the colored erect p-n-s. this leaves a rainbow on the persons nose like tucan sam.
when justin doesn’t listen to me i have the urge to tucan slap
tucan slam tucansam tucan sam
the act upon having such hard s-x with a girl that they have bruises each color of the rainbow, similar to tucan sam’s beak.
guy 1: did you hear what happened to pat’s girl?
guy 2: no what happened?
guy 1: he went so hard she’s covered in bruises….he gave her a tucan sam.
a light weight, someone who cant handle their alcohol. two cans of beer and their drunk.
tony: dude what happened to craigg?
iian: man you know he’s a tucan sam…
tony: oh…yeah
iian & tony: “haha”
reed “birdman” irwin
tucan sam loves his fruit loops
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