TUCIT
pr-nounced: too-sit
acronym: the ugliest c-nt in thailand. refers to a male who can’t get lucky with the ladies in thailand.
1. -sigh- i’m such a tucit…
2. what a tucit
3. leading a tucit lifestyle
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