Tuck and Cover
when you (male) have a hard on (b-n-r) and you need to go walk somewhere where there are other people that could see this so called b-n-r, so you tuck your weiner up under the the top of your pants to cover it; therefore tuck and cover.
female: sh-t what are you going to to with your b-n-r? we have to go talk to my parents!
male: its all good i’ll just tuck and cover and they wont see a thing.
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