tuesday theory
the tuesday theory is quite simple. it’s just talking every tuesday off to make the week speed by like a hamster on meth. tuesday is like a second monday. so if you call in every tuesday, by the time you get to work on wednesday its like half the week is already gone.
“yo dogg, monday was a d-mn nightmare. im gonna hafta put the tuesday theory into effect to make this sh-tty–ss week go by faster.
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