Tuck n’ Roll
when a man has an awkward public erection as the result of unwanted arousal which he then “tucks” up into his waistband and keeps on “rollin” to be on his way again.
“hey dude, do you ever tuck your b-n-r into your waist band?”
“f-ck yeah bro, it’s the ‘tuck n’ roll’!”
when a pre-op trans-xual takes a hit of ectasy.
that tranny is totally on a tuck n’ roll right now…she can’t stop petting her boa.
when a guy tries to be discreet when another guy is present in the room during personal pleasure. it is performed by turning on one side towards the wall and slowly bringing a sheet over one’s head. a laptop or magazine is most likely present.
while chris was browsing through his music collection, tim decided to pull the tuck ‘n roll and chris decided to leave the room…awkward.
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