[tuck rule]
when you have a m-ssive b-n-r in a very uncomfortable situation and your erection needs to be tucked into your waist line pointing up to your stomach to conceal it.
mark’s teacher asked him to write on the black board so he had to apply the tuck rule to hide his b-n-r from the whole cl-ss.
hector was flogging the dolphin to soft core p-rn when his doorbell rang. girl scouts were selling cookies.. he had to apply the tuck rule so they didn’t think he was a diddler.
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