Tucker Beared


to be mauled, bit, licked, had your shoes stolen, rammed, jumped on, or had your car tires peed on by an extremely large chocolate lab.
he didn’t have a chance, and soon as he entered the door, he was savagely tucker beared by his chocolate lab.

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