tucker max drunk

the ultimate drunk stage. nevermind about operating heavy machinery, you’ll have trouble figuring out doorkn-bs. the only benefit is that you don’t have to worry about driving because you can’t find your keys. the following things can happen while tucker max drunk:
black out
hook up with fat/ugly girls
fail to hook up with hot girls because you p-ss out on them
vomit uncontrollably
make loud, boisterous, and thouroughly untruthful claims about your achievements
commit yourself to large and utterly hopeless wagers that you have no way of covering
start fights with small, defenseless people
break things
become very angry with inanimate objects, and loudly curse them
after finishing off the tucker max death mix i was definitely tucker max drunk
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the ultimate state of drunkenness. once in this stage, a person is either tucker max or dead. this state was first achieved by one tucker max, and is self-named. further exploits can be found at www.tuckermax.com
he got tucker max drunk and went on a rampage of insults and destruction of furniture.
a specific form of drunkeness involving a very large amount of alcohol and a very high degree of beligerance, mainly towards fat and/or ugly women. this state is generally only attainable by tucker max himself.
man, i can’t remember it, but they tell me i got tucker max drunk last night and offered to pay a cabby $3 to run over a fat girl.
the highest order of drunken shannigans, above nardofied and zimmerfied, u know when a zimmerfied, person tells u do calm down, then ur tuckermax drunk
i just lost all my earthly positions last night to gamblor, ill never get tuckermax drunk again!
the ultimate stage of drunkenness
at this point in the night, i was tucker max drunk.
when someone gets excessively drunk at an inappropriate time, disregards social norms, indulges every whim, ignores the consequences of his/her actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging d-ckhead.
david got out of a d.w.i. the other night even though he was tucker-max drunk… i wish i were that lucky
this occurs when one gets blacked out drunk, then wakes up in some completely unknown place. they have done some unforgivable things, but will never remember it, so who cares

all minorities, fat chicks, and posers beware….a person who is tucker max drunk will unmercifully scold you until you feel as your life is meaningless

common side effects: vomiting, diarrhea, and time travel
brandon got tucker max drunk and projectile vomited through a drive through window and then ran his car into a pole. then he magically time traveled to the police station.