tuesday slump
you mange to make it through the first day of a new work week on monday, and by tuesday you realize you already used up all your tolerance for working for the man, and the weekend oasis is still far away.
after a monday of kickin -ss and taking names at the salt mine, brad hit a tuesday slump, as he sat in his cubicle with not enough bs left in the tank to even make it to hump day, let alone the weekend.
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