getting stoned on a tuesday
“hey you heard the new wiz? its amazing”
“nope, let me get tuesday stoned and i’ll give it a shot”
- colombian cockroach killer
when you squish a c-ckroach and use the guts as lube for b-tt s-x “drew was amazing! he gave me a colombian c-ckroach killer!”
a man who is attracted to muscular woman, also used as an insult. “you beanard!” as fred gazed across the beach, his eyes locked onto a freakishly muscular woman. he was a beanard, after all.
a young man that is often confused for as a woman. typically swings a little left and isn’t afraid to talk about his g-y s-xuality. woah, that’s daysan! i thought that was a girl!
- leg finger
a toe, as defined by someone who wants you to know they are 40% better than team seniors and managers, but don’t mis-interpret anything negative that is said. sorry, i can’t come to work today. i think my leg finger has an infection. i am going to the doctor. used when the word “toe” is […]
enada’s are a very beautiful, kind and heartwarming species. they are very popular but they are very opposite to the other in her group. if you ever find an enada, i suggest you capture her, -n-lyse her and try to replicate her if possible. guy 1: “her name is enada? no way, dude go talk […]