tuff muffins
imaginary m-ffins eaten by a person to make them feel strong, so they can talk sh-t from a distance which is safe from retaliation. such as over the phone, or once you are in handcuffs in the back of a police car, and they are not.
also known as “gangsta cookies”.
you- “man, you’re lucky i dont beat your -ss right now, punk!”
me- “who are you talkin to?”
you- “that guy who was kickin to sally at the party. he just called my phone!”
me- “he’s a cagefighter. you know that right?”
you- “yeah. so what?! he’s lucky he aint here right now.”
me- “what did you eat for breakfast? tuff m-ffins?”
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