turd terrorist
someone who takes pleasure in defiling a public or common restroom — especially if it is your office/work place — with their feces. for example they will leave b-tt crust on the toilet seat or not flush. they might smear their sh-t on the toilet lid. or they can wipe their -ss with toilet paper but throw it on the floor. it does not have to necessarily be the bathroom they terrorize. for example, they can take a dump while n-body is looking where you might accidentally step in it.
be careful. if you have to go in the restroom wear a hazmat uniform suit. it has been struck by a t-rd terrorist.
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