Tuffet


a fluffy mushroom shaped seat upon which sits a short pump
little miss short pump sat on her tuffet eating her cold rigatoni
the puffy bubble pockets of fat women and men tend to have usually right under their belly b-tton. caused by eating fast food, not exercising, or just being fat. also know as m-ffin-top, love handles, back fat, inter-tube of fat, sausage links.
look at that man’s tuffet jiggle when he walks.
the happy trail that starts at the crack of ones -ss and runs up the lower part of the back.
yo, this girl bent over to pick up a book and she had the hairest tuffet.
pet name for mans best friend…the dog.
aww…look at that cute little tuffet.

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