Tuftus
an unusual patch of thick, co-rs- pubic hair that can sometimes develop on a the taint of an adult male. it is usually the result of hormone imbalances but can also develop after the body has been exposed to multiple s-xually transmitted diseases.
“ever since i developed this tuftus, my girlfriend refuses to go down on me.”
“i’ve grown to enjoy having a tuftus, it catches the santorum and keeps it from dripping all over the floor.”
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