tug boat

an extremely fat blunt created by combining 4 swisher giant blunts into one, which requires combining all of the wraps together. it is re-rolled with marijuana and it is usually done so with high grade marijuana.

it can only be smoked and bragged about with 4 people or less. any more than that and you lose all bragging privileges for your friends.

terminology is especially common in southeast, wi
yo man, when we finish this tug boat i’m going to be high for the next week.

h-ll yeah, we’ll be in outer sp-ce.
when one buries his/her face in the -ss crack of another person and shakes their head back and forth while making a motor sound with their lips. very close cousin to the motor boat.
did you see her -ss?? i’d tug boat that in a heartbeat!
an un-attractive girl that attractive girls often surround themselves with.

the mutually beneficial arrangement allows the attractive girl to have menial tasks performed for her, and make herself look more beautiful by comparison. the unattractive companion(s) get to pick up the higher quality male scr-ps the attractive girl draws in.

named after a long, graceful ocean liner surrounded by several ugly, short, tugboats as she enters harbor.
“you see that corker over there? i don’t stand a chance with her, but i could probably nail one of her tugboats without too much effort”
a fat chick who drags you home despite your protests and subjects you to great fat s-x all night
tug boat annie brought her 319 pounds down on me in more ways than 3 that night, i was s-xually exhausted by sunrise
the act of getting a handjob while floating in any body of water, while the p-n-s is sticking up out of the water. upon -j-c-l-t–n the recipient makes a tooting sound like a tugboat.
i got a tugboat in the pool yesterday. toot toot
the act of p-ssing gas in one area and unknowingly pulling the odor into another area via ones pants / skirt / under garments.
kt: “jeesh robbie, did you just fart in my office?”
rw: “no man, i farted outside and tugboated into your office.”
kt: “i commend you on your respect for my office.”
while 2 guys are docking, a 3rd male or female uses one hand to jerk both off at the same time.
bob: “oh man i caught donny and chris docking last night. instead of making it awkward, i just joined in and gave ’em the ol’ tugboat.”
(awkward silence)
bill: “thats weird, dude. i’m out.”