Tug Boating


like motor boating, but in someone’s -ss.
sam asked his girl friend if he could go tug boating, but was denied because she just had mexican food….
like the motorboat, the tugboat is the act of sticking ones face into the crevice of someone else and shaking your face back and forth. only instead of the br–sts it is in the b-ttocks.
guy 1: you know maria?
guy 2: big booty maria?
guy 1: yeah!
guy 2: yeah!
guy 1: i was tugboating dat’ -ss laaast night!
guy 2: respect.
the act of one gay male pressing his face into another gay mans b-ttocks and shaking his face left to right in an erratic way.
waco – our waiter sure does have a nice -ss…

mariano – d-mn, i sure would like to tug boat that!

waco – tug boating for you tonight!

mariano – or hopefully an alligator f-ckhouse
the act of m-st-rb-t–n to a man whilst he is walking. tug boating
hey ash, would you mind tug boating me down the street since it’s dark?

sure, i have no beef with that. don’t worry my tug boating skills have excelled since the last late night walk we had.
tugboating- v. (tug·boat·een) the act of motorboating one’s b-ttocks.
hey guhh come on ova here leme “tugboat” that -ss.

i love “tugboating” -sses.
(non-gender specific) when a girl is in between two men. the guy in front is receiving a hand-job and leading her forward while a man is pushing her forward in her v-g-n- or -ss;

or,
when a man is between a woman who tugs him forward teasingly with a blow-job or hand-job and a man (or woman with d-ld-) pushes from behind in his -ss.
“last night mellisa was sucking teasingly and james was driving me from behind. it was the best tug-boating i’ve has in a long time.
the art of getting a handjob from your girlfriend while stuffing your face into her t-tties in a motorboating fashion.
i love it when rachel and i go tug boating!!!

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