tugboatsandwich
when you tie your wife to the side of a docked tug boat and munch on her va-jay-jay for hours on end while making the noises “nom-nom-nom” and “toot toot”
also a boss gamertag on xbox
mike: last night i tugboatsandwiched this broad and she drowned
tom: holy sh-t i played this guy on cod7 named tugboatsandwich and he raped my sh-t
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