turd in your pocket
when someone tries to include you in a “we” that you don’t feel part of, the traditional response is “we? what do you mean, we? do you have a t-rd in your pocket?” translates as semi-funny emphatic rejection of false or forced collectivism. (my “do you have a mouse in your pocket?” is the cleaned-up version of the old rhetorical rejection of the false “we.”)
#1: we can take care of that.
#2: we? what’s this “we” sh-t? do you have a t-rd in your pocket?
part of a sarcastic retort to someone who speaks in the plural form, when it’s been commonly understood that they really mean it to be you.
alice: joe, how about we go fix the siding on the house?
joe: what do you mean “we?” do you have a t-rd in your pocket?
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