Tugger
the name of russell crowe’s best friend, who is actually a tugboat that was shown on that episode of south park.
russell crowe: you gotta save him doc. tugger! he’s me best friend! the only friend in the world who would…
doctor: he’s going to live but…
russell crowe: oi! don’t you interrupt me, you v-gina! i was giving a heart-wrenching soliloquy about me feelings for tugger!
doctor: sorry.
a woman who, while fooling around doesnt know how to handle a p-n-s properly, and will yank and tug on the p-n-s instead of stroking it nicely.
guy #1: so did you get anywhere last night with sara?
guy #2: just fooled around. but she’s a tugger. she nearly tore have my p-b-s out. it really hurt.
tuggeranong, or more specifically tuggeranong hyperdome, located in canberra, australia. it is often considered among students of marist college canberra as “second-rate” compared to superior shopping centres such as woden (wodo) and belconnen (belco). however, tuggers boasts a more superior and less seedy bus interchange than wodo.
marist punk a) “let’s go to wodo after school foo'”
marist punk b) “i’d rather go to tuggers, as i am less likely to be violated at its bus interchange.”
one who m-st-rb-t-s (males specifically) chronically. can be used as an insult or a term of endearment, but mostly used to describe a person of questionable morals.
“that fred jones is a bit of a tugger, he rips off everyone”
or
“you’re such a tugger, that’s why i married you hehe”
a hand-job
i heard mary gave owen a tugger under the bleachers during the pep rally.
abercrombie & fitch sold swim shorts. unlike boardshorts, tugger have thick laces… which don’t need to be laced in four holes.
those tuggers look like basketball shorts.
when a female doesn’t know how to work a p-n-s and instead of a sensual downward motion she attempts to rip his c-ck off by tugging excessively.
when your d-ck gets treated like a f-cking bop-it.
guy 1: “hey what did you and ciera do last night?”
guy 2: “well…she came over but it wasn’t that awesome!”
guy 1: “why is that, bro?”
guy 2: “she was a tugger”
guy 1: “ohhhhhhhh”
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