tuna helper
the friend of yours that you let service your lady while you’re out of town, sick, locked-up, etc..
i had to leave town for a few days so i appointed mike my tuna helper
1.)a slang term meaning a lesbian.
2.)a term referring to someone’s lesbian tendencies.
1.)check that tuna helper out!
2.)i bet if you looked in her purse, you’d find a box of tuna helper.
a straight man or woman who likes to hang out with lesbians.
“tina isn’t a lesbian. she just has a lot of lesbian friends. she’s a tuna helper.”
(noun, vulgar slang): an established lesbian or bis-xual woman who helps a bicurious woman or girl awaken a lesbian attraction by way of s-xual experimenting.
after a weekend with charlene the tuna helper, stacy knew for sure that she was a lesbian.
from “tuna” (often used to describe the smell of human female genitalia), and “helper” (one who helps)
(1)deoderant for the not so fresh v-g-n-.
(2) the new and improves version of the “stinky pinky”
mary took herself to the store to buy some tuna helper because flies were starting to congregate around her crotch.
this is based on the use of the “stranger” where the male lays on his own arm to put it to sleep. then uses his own arm to m-st-rb-t- himself but here’s the twist…
put the arm to sleep with two fingers extended and have your female partner use your stranger hand to finger her v-g-n- to her satisfaction.
megan – would you like a tuna helper?
Read Also:
- Tuna Queen
a derogatory term used to describe an individual who… 1) is a smelly va-jay-jay; or 2) is completely cluless and has their head up their -ss. it is also a term used to greet friends and can be shortened. greeting example…..”hey tuna”,hows it going? “hey tuna queen, hows it going”?
- turdberg
a t-rd so large that it ends up poking its head above the water in a toilet. similar to an iceberg, except found in much “sh-ttier” locations. “wow, i just took a huge dump and there’s a t-rd that’s sticking partway above the water!” “sounds like you just made a t-rdberg… fat chance you’ll get […]
- turd counter
an extemely -n-l retentive and obssessive compulsive person john keeps meticulous notes on his bowel movements i.e. size, shape, color, consistency, how they feel when they come out. nothing escapes john’s attention. john…what a t-rd counter.
- turf maintenance
the tr-mm-ng and shaving of your genital area and or arm pits. dan said to jenny ” thank god you practice turf maintenance or we wouldn’t be together!”
- turkish mudpie
the act of sh-tting into two girls bl–dy v-g-n-s, then having them perform a 69 on each other while you urinate on them. lastinite i gave the two sl-ts a turkish mudpie, and they threw up all over the place!