tui-texting under influence
when your f-cked up on drugs or alcohol and straight sending senseless, meaningless texts or ones that just have tons of typos or jibberish
wel i hv thm fr v u cuz i tol eric i wold themfor u so i have the?b9k hun t.u.i. tui-texting under influence text drugs alcohol
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