Tuke


the canadian phrase for beanie
you got your tuke for snowboarding?
an acronym for the ugliest kid ever coined in arlington, ma and used quite frequently.

tuke:

t- the

u-ugliest

k- kid

e- ever.
ex. 1: woah! you hooked up with her? that biddy is tuke!

ex. 2: that tuke biddy over there keeps givin me the eye, let’s dip before she jumps on my d-ck.
n.- the ugliest kid ever
adj.- extremely ugly
that girl is tuke!
that is the tukest kid i have ever seen.
someone who acts r-t-rded with no mental excuse
if she thinks she can catch me, she’s a f-ckin tuke. no way am i going to marry that ho
someone who acts r-t-rded with no mental excuse
if she thinks she can catch me, she’s a f-ckin tuke. no way am i going to marry that ho
the act of quickly shooting a large hard sh-t out of your -ss.
jared did a tuke during our camping trip and when he did it we thought it was a tree falling down.
verb: a forceful thrust using the fingertips to inflict pain on another.
george was being annoying so i tuked him in the neck.

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