Tulare
a small town with very little significance in this universe. filled with illegal immigrants, sn-bby rich families and their children who believe they are the sh-t, and approximately 4 decent human beings. filled to the brim with conservatives who prefer to argue not with logic, but with their “morals” and quotations from scripture that they do not even understand. liberals are looked down upon as well as anyone who is not a protestant or catholic. (however, it must be noted that those who claim to have a clear set of morals are often the ones being the most immoral in town)
visiting tulare is a great idea if:
(1) you need to find mindless conservatives to argue with,
(2) are in desperate need of a dirty wh-r- or a trick
(3) have a desperate urge to go cow tipping
(4) the incredible tulare western marching band and colorguard, formerly under the direction of raymond ferenci.
i never realized how ignorant these upper-cl-ss kids in tulare were until they tried to debate politics.
she’s a trick!
cows is the dumbest people.
cool kid (aka f-cktard): look at my lifted truck. i’m so cool.
asb wh-r-: omg you’re trying to appear like you are more of a man by driving a truck and peeling out of the parking lot every day. let’s f-ck.
spoiled rich kids reading this: this is so not true! my daddy is going to sue!
a small city smack in the middle of california. ever wanted to see a sh-tload of cows sh-tting everywhere? if answered yes……. the tulare might be the place for you.
hey did you see e & j & j brandy play last night in tulare????? they were awesome
the center of a county which supplies over one quarter of all foodstuffs of the united states, and one of the largest dairy products and citrus producing counties in the world. also, part of a region which produces over two thirds of all foodstuffs in the united states. home to the largest farm equipment exposition in the world. in summary, a top contender for the t-tles of agricultural capital of the country and of the world, and key to the development of agricultural techniques.
dairy is an integral part of tulare’s economy.
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