Tulip Toupee
a tulip toupee is the act of having -n-l s-x with a partner and upon -j-c-l-t–n, the thruster with his both hands, grabs as much hair possible on his lovers head and pulls as hard as possible. this action constricts the recievers -n-l c-n-l, greatly enhancing the the thrusters -rg-sm. hopefully, if you pull hard enough, you will have two handfuls of hair. take this freshly removed hair and slap it on your takers sperm leaking b-tthole, pull up your pants and run out the radar yelling ” (persons name) got a tulip toupee”
hey todd, did you get a haircut? no john, frank was over last night and gave me a tulip toupee. wow todd, those missing patches of hair, that looks like sh-t. well john, you think this is bad, you should see eric!
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