fuzzy hair like creatures that enter a women’s v-g-n-. and the women begins to shake and have an -rg-sm
durning a threesome……
hillary:sammy stop moving!
bari:sammy what’s stuck up there?
sammy:oh it must be tulows i get them all the time, they aren’t contagious
when you’re on facebook and a friend posts something you like a lot and you want to like it multiple times to give them multiple notifications but facebook is stupid and isn’t like tumblr. taylor: sh-t i just tried to tumblr-like your picture… kristen: lol loser facebook isn’t tumblr.
- tumor cheese
the burnt, highly-processed, delicious cheese fused to the plastic container of a microwaved frozen entree. it is almost certainly a potent carcinogen. when eating my stouffer’s chicken enchiladas, i always save my tumor cheese for last.
- Tune frag
verb: to get a song stuck in someone else head by humming or singing it. mike: “my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..” 10 minutes later.. sam: “..and they’re like they’re better than ya’s” mike: “tune fragged! b-tch!”
weirder, more hypo than your average freak. “anime because im a turbosperg” anime because im a turbosperg
after the first blast of diarrhea, and you still feel sick and then you realize the second wave is approaching. made popular by the famous bathroom poem: ate somethin’ spicy stomach’s feelin’ dicey came in here to take a twicey i was wiping and then realized i was having a twicey.