Tumbl too hard
when your tumblr dashboard makes you j-zz your pants.usually used by people with a lot of p-rn on their tumblr dashboard.
tom:bill,what’s with the stain on your pants?
bill:tom,i went on tumblr today…
tom:g-ddammit bill,did you tumbl too hard again?
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