tumblethought
a short, philosophic thought, usually limited to one or two sentences, posted on tumblr. they tend to relate to life – typically, the bloggers’s life.
ex.
“i don’t do it because i like it. i do it because i tell me to.”
they could easily be facebook statuses as well. however, tumblr is generally a better emotional dump, because your grandma isn’t there to make awkward comments.
i was lying in my bed last night, trying to fall asleep, but a sudden burst of inspiration hit me and i had to get up for a few seconds to post another tumblethought.
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